Shrek wuz walkin with hes b!ch azz wifey Fiona. Fiona was so b!tchy she wuz a b!tch. “SHREK WHY ARE YO SUCC A BAD HUBBY? CLEAN YOUR DAMN SWAMP” Fiona moaned. “THIS IS MY SWAMP” Shrek roareed. Shrek used hes ogre powers tu punch Fiona in the pu$$y and she deid. Shrek wuz aboot tu stick hes large ogre onion in Fiona but a shrekxy figure interrupted him. it was the Dora. “Hola my name is Dora i am here to clean yur Swamp becuz that’z what Mexicanz doo” she yeled. “My name is Shrek do yu wanna fük?” Shrek asked. Dora nodded. Shrek went tu the Dora and picked her up wit hes big ogre handz. He tuuk her tu hes swamp and layed her down in the grasss. “Papi chulp do mi right now!” Dora sayed while taking off her backpack. Shrek took his large onion and put it in her tite toddler pu$$$y. “MUY BIEN MUY BIEN SI SI SI SI” Dora moaned.“ Taste the layers Shrek groaned.



Shrek wook up tu see the Dora next tu him. Dora was sleepin stil so Shrek snuck out of the house to bust a nutt. A Shrekxy figure was pacin aroond Shrek’z swamp. “THIS IS MY SWAMP” Shrek rored. The man was ornge and wuz wearing a mop on hes head. “I’m lookin four a Mexican girl. She is illegal becus she is Mexican. I thought she wood be here to clen ur Swamp becus that’z what Mexicans do.” The man replied. “Who r u?” Shrek askd. “Trump” Trump replied. “Wanna fük?” Shrek groaned. Trump jumped ontu the grasss and spred hes ass cheks. Shrekz onion grew veery large and he put hes onion in Trumpz azzhol. “Wate Shrek” Trump moaned. “I have a plan, we need to build a walll.” Shrek’z onion grew to maximum onion ovrload and hes onion juices went inside Trump. Shrek quickly said “no hömo” so itz not gey.



Shrekz onion liked Trumpz azzhol bettr than Doraz tite toddler pu$$$y. So he decidded tu tell on the Dora. Shrek raesed hes hand and Trump called on hem. “I füked the Mexican” Shrek admittted. “It’s ok” Trump replied. Trump walked into Shrekz house and saw the Mexican fingerrin herslf. Trump took the Mexican and put her outsid the swamp. “Stay” Trump said and he walked bck tu Shrek. But Dora didn’t stay. She cam back. Trump was mad so he built a wall out of Shrek’s cüm. This tuuk a long tim and Shrek wus all out of cüm. Trump put Dora outside of the waal. Shrek wus sad. He realized he needed a hoole for his ogre onion and Trumps azzhol wuznt good enough. Trump saw Shrek being sad so we went to hem and said. “Fingher mi baby” but shrek wusnt feeling right. he mizzed his Mexican puzzy.



Shrek wus sad becus Dora wus gone and thee only azzhol left for him was Trumps, stikky azzhol. He decided to MAKE HES SWAMMP GREET AGAIN. He needz an affair. He went to Dora and she was finghering herselff agian. “DORA FÜKK ME AGIAN!!!” Dora then wen to shrek and hoped on hes d!ck. They started fückin. Trump walked in te ruum. “SHREK Y R U CHEETOING ON ME?” He ran outt off the ruum cryin. Shrek went tu get Trump butt he furgot tu take hes d!ck out ov Dora. Her pu$$y rippd and reveeled boots. Shrek ran out ov the ruum. Trump was siiting outsidde crying. “Shrek?” Trump cried. “Yis bby” Shrek replieed. “I have a secret i wannna tell u” trump started tearing up. “Just don’t get maed ok?” Trump sobbed. “Bby i won’t” shrek saed.



“I’m preggo” Trump cryed. “HOW IS DAT POSIBL?!?” Shrek screamed. “U cüm insid of mi!” Trump cryed. Shrek went ousside tu go smoke a candy cigarette becus drugs r bad. Trump wus alone in the ruum and Dora cam in. “Hola trump” Dora sayed. “Fück off u illegal Mexicann where r ur paperz” Trump assked. “No no u füking cünt where is ur paperz?!?” Dora screamed. Trump nervously looks at hes smal hands and runs ousside. Next thing u know he was over the wall. Now he’s all alon and he’s preggo. For the next 3 days Shrek and Dora luuk for Trump but they can’t find him anywher.



*~~Trump’s POV~~*



“I’m fükking alon and i’m preggo! Shrek didn’t even luuk for me! How darr he!!” Trump yelled. A raping comes frum the bushes. Trump slowly walk to the bushes and seees Lordfükquad füking Fiona’s ded bodi. Lordfükquad luuks up and sees a preggo Trump. And says “that fat fük did this to u?” Trump started to tear up “yes” Lordfükquad hugged preggo Trump and licked hes preggo pu$$y. Lordfükquad was so good at licking pu$$y that Trumps bby cümmed.

Credit @daddy_shrek