Recent reviews by [[Number1RatedSalesman1997]]

it's excellent, but it does become a bit boring after unlocking plasma deck. everything just pales in comparison to it.

To buy the game + all of it's "DLC" (disguised microtransactions), you need to spend around 300 dollars. You could always pay for the subscription, so that you own your game even less. My advice? Pirate it. It's a good game that's worth playing. But, it's just not worth the money.

Apparently at some point in time, a bunch of Russians started whining about the excessive price of the game in rubles. To all of these people, this is, by no fault of your own, because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ economy of your country. The price is only so high because that's the price needed to make a profit. If you really badly want the game, you can always pirate it and buy it when you're in a better financial situation. If you do, do the devs a favor by spreading the game via word of mouth, it's worth more than actually buying the game ever will be.

Compared to the absolute logistic madness of Factorio, this game is a breath of fresh air. While Factorio is very fun, it's incredibly stressful due to just how unbelievably difficult it is to build assembly lines in the later game. In Satisfactory, the ability to expand your factory vertically makes everything so much easier to handle, because now you can build several assembly lines directly on top of eachother. While Satisfactory does have difficulties of it's own, it's much better for more casual players, or players that don't want to deal the Factorio's complete insanity.

a distinct lack of movement tech, but i'll let slide, purely because of rambley.

gambling is fun it definitely does not ruin lives you should gamble more and win many moneys

PSN isn't mandatory anymore, but helldivers from 177 countries still can't play the game they bought. We cannot allow this.

Even Fortnite is less greedy than this game, considering that you can get enough currency to purchase the battle pass by playing long enough.

amazing story and combat, but i HATE the puzzles, im honestly tired of half life style games having any puzzle aspects. it's a first person shooter game! put the mental difficulty in combat techs.

I used to like this game a lot, but I think it's gotten worse over time. While it does have an amazing atmosphere and story, and animations that give me an orgasm every time I see them, the actual gameplay is poorly executed. There were definitely a lot of good gameplay concepts, but most of them were, again, poorly executed. This game has a lot of potential, but it's been squandered. Wait until workshop support comes, that way we can download some balance mods to make the game more playable.