Found this guy and played with him a long time ago, then boom man 1v1 The pro player Flakes live on his stream, Certified legend. Ive gotten lucky and played SquishyMuffins a couple times on his live stream. Its always humbling to play a pro player, their absolutely cracked.

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Ran into Crusade in a casual slapshot match. Boy was I in for a treat. This guy was pulling off maneuvers I didn't know where physically possible in this game. After a few matches, I added him on discord and discussed the game. He even showed me a thing or two! Man was I grateful, I feel I am better than the average player already with only a few hours on the game. Later on, I found out that we were from the same state, only a few hours away. In the least creepy way possible, I asked him if he'd be down to get lunch or something. We met at an Olive Garden, and he covered the lunch with his slapshot earnings! I was SHOCKED when he told me his salary as a pro slapshot player. It makes sense why so many people are leaving games like Val and LoL to pursue careers as slapshot pros. I went over to his house and he was nice enough to show me his setup. It was beautiful! He was nice enough to let me bang his mom too! Great guy, can't wait to see what the future holds for this young man.

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he was super chill and was great to hang around. We talked for hours and watched a ton of RL, I knew I found a friend for life.
He showed me his pc setup too and it was actually lit, some serious dual monitors and an epic LED light system. But when he turned on his PC I saw that he had Slapshot open and he was top ranked in the game. I turned around and punched him in the face. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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