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"Mommy, how was I born?" 🎂
The mother smiled 😏 and replied,"Once upon a time me and your daddy 🧑decided to plant a wonderful little seed 🌱.
Daddy 🧑 put it in the earth 🌍 and I took care of it every single day 🌞. After a while the seed 🌱 started to grow ⬆️ more and more leaves and in a few months⌛, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant 🌷. So we took the plant🌷, dried it, smoked it 🚬 and got so high 🔝that we f*cked 👉👌without a condom 🍆
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪️I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡️🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪️💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪️👅👅