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24 of 24 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm