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Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.
So next time you decide to try to berate me by claiming I'm a ♥♥♥ for watching anime just remember I doubt you could suck off a ♥♥♥♥ even half as well as I can. ♥♥♥
-=≡ / ヽ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴍᴘsᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴏʙᴛʀᴀsʜ
. /| | |. | ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sʜɪᴛsᴄʀᴜʙ ғᴜᴄᴋɴᴏᴏʙ
-=≡/. \ヽ/\\_ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏᴡɴsᴛᴏᴍᴘᴇᴅ, ғᴀɢʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛɪᴛᴛʏsʜɪᴛ
/ ヽ⌒)==ヽɢɪɢᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ᴀss ᴍᴀᴅ ǫᴜᴇᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴘᴇᴅ
-= / /⌒\.\ || ғᴀɢɢᴏᴛ ɴᴇʀᴅ ғᴜᴄᴋ ɴɪɢɢ-ᴀss ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇᴅ
/ / > )| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
/ / / / .|______________| -=≡
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