I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
The front page has nothing but man's failures.
-- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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Things worth having are worth cheating for.
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Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of
your life?

Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life.

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
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Art is anything you can get away with.
-- Marshall McLuhan.
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"Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't care much where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
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narcolepulacyi, n.:
The contagious action of yawning, causing everyone in sight
to also yawn.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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