[Intro: Jake Paul]
Ayy, Sleep, you ready?
Don't sleep on it tho'

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Buy dat merch
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[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
Say
All I want for Christmas is that Jake Paul merch
All I want for Christmas is a Jake Paul shirt
All she want for Christmas is JP on the fur
All I want for Christmas is that JP sweatshirt
Say

[Refrain: Jake Paul]
Fanjoy.co, back slash Jake Paul
Get it while you can
Before I sell it all
Spend a hundred dollars, free shippin', y'all
Go tell your momma, she gotta buy it all

[Pre-Chorus]
Fanjoy to the world
My merch has come

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch

[Verse 2: Jake Paul]
Saint Nick Crompton is the merch Santa, man
It's old Saint Nick, sleigh from England
Don't leave him cookies, just some tea, man
Stuff in yo' tree with that Jake Paul brand

[Refrain: Jake Paul]
Fanjoy.co, back slash Jake Paul
Get it while you can before I sell it all
Spend a hundred dollars, free shippin', y'all
Go tell your momma, she gotta buy it all

[Pre-Chorus]
Fanjoy to the world
My merch has come

[Chorus: Jake Paul]
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch
Buy dat merch