"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith drowned in the Tunnel of Love? You wouldn't think it could happen 'cause the water's so shallow, but that's how it gets you, man. Overconfidence. Keith was with his lady at the time, and he was yellin' for her to save him, but she didn't want to get wet." - Funny man Ellis

Have I ever told you bout that time my buddy Keith and I snuck into the tunnel of love? man if you get your spit thicc enough you see, ya'll can hang a loogie of the overhang right? smoochin' sons of fishes behind you-