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Donald Trump thinks he can make America great again. No, he alone cannot. But mustard can.
We should not build a wall. We should build a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mustard waterfall. Niagara Falls?
How about Mustard Falls? This is the only way to make mustard great again, scientifically proven in exactly 0 controlled trials, in eπi +1 peer reviewed journals.
Why would this make America great again? Imagine if you could take any boring sandwich and slather it in mustard just by putting it outside. That's right, we're going to make mustard rain.
The whole world would be spiced up a notch. Bland sandwiches would be edible again. Decent sandwiches would be mindblowing. Productivity would skyrocket a whopping 10,000% with all the newfound enthusiasm for life.
Long story short, mustard not only binds this world together, but is the solution for all of this world's problems.
Burn on, my friend.