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DADDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
UNMAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM THE HELL OF A LIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
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⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
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⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄
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adonis dancer tuwing gabi
In Math: my solution ➗➕➖
In History: my King 👑
In Art: my idol 🎨
In Science: my oxygen 💨
In geography: my world 🌎
In videos: my greatest editor to ever live🎥
In health: my daily dose 💊
And last but not least, in zoology:
MY GOAT 🐐♥️
If gelo speaks, I listen.
If gelo orders, I obey.
If gelo has a million fans, I am one of them.
If gelo has one fan, I am that fan.
If gelo is a rapist, I am the victim.
thank me later y'all
Yung ano?
Yung idol ko si Gelo, mag qui-quit na daw ng Valorant
(gasp)
Gelo wag ka mag leave ng Valorant boy
Gelo wag ka mag leave ng Valorant boy
Wag ka mag leave ng Valorant, please lang
Gelo, maawa ka sa aming mga fans mo
Mahal ka please lang
Wag ka mag leave ng
Valorant please Gelo
Ikaw ang pinaka magaling sa amin mag Valorant
Ge...lo
Valorant Gadz Gelo
Wag ka na mag leave ng Valorant
Sayang lang yung mga skin mo
kung mag qui-quit ka din
Mamimiss ka namin
Mamimiss ka namin Gelo
Valorant Gadz
Mawawala na ang Diyos namin (Gelo)
Babalik pa kaya ang Diyos natin
ang pinaka mataas sa ating lahat
Sana makita niya ang, mga puri natin sa kanya
At bumalik na siya, ey
Valorant Gadz Gelo
Wag ka na mag leave ng Valorant
Sayang lang yung mga skin mo
kung mag qui-quit ka din
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
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⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄
F*ck it, I'll crocodile Birkin the baby (f*ck it)
We don't take breaks, she want f*ck on the daily
Had to stop, get some Percs for this lady
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop
Kupal na gumagawa ng kanta pero ninanakaw yung beat.
Puking Ina to
Bulok, bulok bulok, uh!
Diniss mo si kenson pero ptngina sinama mo pa pangalan ko!
Okey na sana e kaso napakabaho ng mga banat mo.
Sa sunod, kung babanat ka ayusin mo naman
Para di ka magmukhang t4nga boi kasi utak mo walang laman
Tinawag akong malaswa nitong put4nginang to
Samantalang ikaw lang naman yung malaswa saatin kinakain mo pa nga pati yung tae mo!
Kadiri ka boi kunwari ka pa wag ka na magtago saamin
Sa sobrang dugyot mo siguro yung tae mo, inuulam mo sa kanin
Yung ginawa mong kanta bakit ganon sobrang pangit ng banat
Pero ganun talaga kasi yung mukha mo mukhang bagong gising na phoenix
Na may black eye pumunta sa phoenix sinibak ng DJ na nag reremix
Hindi mo ba naisip sobrang t4nga mo don beach bogo
Wala ka bang originality wtf is this abnormality?
Hippity hoppity boppity put4ngina mo kumain ka ng lucky me
put4nginamo rin kenson clyde b. pedro
Para sainyo to
Kinangina mo Gian kala mo sobrang taas mo (ooh)
Feeling kang supremo mugmugin mo nalang tong bayag ko (ooh)
Sobrang kulot-kulot ng buhok
Kala mo naman isang igorot
Palagi daw naliligo pero bat ganon
Amoy parin baktol
Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
Wag mokong uumpisahan
Dahil papalag tayo jan
Kala mo ah
Uh-uh
Walang kwenta sa bahay
puro palamunin ng nanay (ooh)
Tinatakwil ng tatay
Ang alam lang ay tumambay (uh)
Ikaw dilao, putang ina mo rin
Di ka pa nga tuwid kapag tumingin
May nakilala daw babae
Voice call hanggang alas kwatro
Pero uto-uto kala mo gwapo
E-girl e-girl ka pang nalalaman
Dalawang araw lang naman yung pag-ibig niyo ha
Iyak boi, manyakol
Mag jakol-jakol ka na lang diyan
Online dating, online dating may nakilala daw na babae
Tanga mo
Pakyo kayong dalawa mga hayop kayo
Oh yesssssss
in math: my solution
in history: my king
in art: my canvas
in science: my oxygen
in geography: my world