We the unwilling, led by the ungrateful, are doing the impossible.
We've done so much, for so long, with so little,
that we are now qualified to do something with nothing.
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I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner
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Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine!

-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness
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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
-- Herbert Prochnow
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If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry
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By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other
designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
-- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April
Fool's column.
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I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER
WORKINGS of this POTATO!!
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