Did you see the battle that happened last night outside your apartment? There were 1,000 headcrabs fighting the Combine to protect you!!
Until one brave Vortigaunt zapped them all and made it inside… he got emotional when he saw you peacefully sleeping with your crowbar under your pillow.
Suddenly, he heard a shhh... He turned—and there was Gordon Freeman, standing silently as always, holding a gravity gun.
He whispered (telepathically, of course):
“Don’t wake them. This chosen one needs rest before the next chapter begins…”

If you believe in the resonance cascade, send this to 15 fellow resistance members.
And within 2 hours, you’ll find a hidden cache behind a suspicious-looking wall panel.
Don’t break the chain... or the G-Man might be watching.

Gordon shiw me your willeh

+rep good player
Me -

noob

+rep chad

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman...