𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎊🎉🥳

Do not ♥♥♥♥ the sheep you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bastard

I got that deer in me

Today is Friday, International Arm Day and before I ♥♥♥♥ up the Guido pump for 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sets to get these arms so ripe, the chick with the fattest ass in yoga pants will beg to sit on my pipe. I wanna talk about this ♥♥♥♥ that came straight outta the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dictionary. NO NUT NOVEMBER. Apparently a bunch of beta ass MF thought it was a good idea to go the whole month of November without dropping a load and I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If you ain't spankin it or you ain't bangin it, you ain't no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ man. how about a No Miss the Gym November, No Miss a Meal November or a no leaving your weights on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine and walkin away when you're done like a lazy piece of ♥♥♥♥ November. So ladies... If your man is into No Nut November, slide in my DM, I'll give u a night to remember cause when it comes to sex, I win more than a 300 bowler when I bend you over, hand on your shoulder, I'll bust more nuts than a wooden toy soldier. Size is the Prize. It's Gainz o'clock mfers.. Let's gooooo....

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family.