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Recent reviews by Metric Ton of Zucchinis

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1 person found this review helpful
18.3 hrs on record
A whole ass banana can counter a 225 lb superhero with the input of two buttons
Posted 7 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
238.0 hrs on record (187.2 hrs at review time)
RAHHHH DEMOCRACY ALWAYS WINS RAHHHH
Posted 5 May.
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10.9 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
fix the dogsht matchmaking and game will be fire
Posted 18 August, 2023.
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9.0 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I made someone slip on a banana peel. stole them along with their furniture. person cost $69,000. furniture cost $10.
Posted 17 July, 2023.
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55.9 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
NO MAIDEN?

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Posted 17 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
128.5 hrs on record (37.8 hrs at review time)
got removed from countless squads in battlefield 4.
Posted 3 January, 2022.
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1.8 hrs on record
Best friend bought it for me as an indie multiplayer game for us to play. Had a UFC fight with my monitor within 15 minutes.
Posted 3 January, 2022.
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42.4 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
My first time spawning into the game, I ran into the second floor window, peeked my head through and got blown into atoms. Insurgency Sandstorm.
Posted 3 January, 2022.
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25.1 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
SWAT 4's successor. Genuinely a great game with friends whether you take it seriously or not. Game is obviously not polished in terms of AI mechanics, attachments, and other content that is not finished. Despite that, VOID Interactive are promising and will not pull a Clownfield 2042.
Posted 3 January, 2022.
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93.3 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
balloons = jews
monkeys = german officers
piece the puzzle together.
Posted 7 September, 2021.
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