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My most darling Bertha, my wittle lady buggy, I have become a man of unfaith and many regrets, in my slew of careless actions I have left you burdened by my seedlings.
I understand that they yearn for father, but they must come to understand that father is weak.
In my time away from you my darling, I have spent within crack dens, reflecting on my own self, reflecting on the man that I have become...
Warm up the spoon my sweet, for your dear husband shall be returning to you and his veins yearn for the golden brown that he once shared with his most precious.
I do hope your mother is doing well, her elongated breasts swinging down to the floor like the pendulum of a grandfather clock were quiet a sight for me.
Do give her my regards, I did quite love rolling them up into a bundle and trying to fit them whole in my mouth!
Bertha, my woman.
Know that your sorrow and sadness shall be ending soon for your husband is on his way home.
- Your snuggle bunny George Cromwell Smith.

My dear I plead, avert your gaze from this grotesque image.
Unless thy does not wish to pry thine eyes away? Haha I jest I jest...
I am aware of how attractive my member can be to the female gender, but I beg of ye I wish not to expose myself to such a fine woman as yourself.
Unless such a precious specimen were to request that of me! BAHAHA!!! I jest furthermore.
I'm such a fool really.