Recent reviews by TSG | Awaiting Adventure

love it

wow, blew me away!

Alas, I find myself crafting this review after long thought and numerous drafts. TF2 is a game that can be described in a single word, limitless thought provoking. The characters to select from are vast and each have an outlandish personality that will leave a long lasting impression on your brain activity. The gameplay is nothing to scoff at. The movement is spine chilling, extremely fluid and one of the greatest aspects of the game. If you want to see extensive progress, you must meditate for atleast 30 minutes a day and be at your peak cerebral function. As a four year basket weaver at Harvard, a degree in lumbering is recommended. Only the finest basket weavers can find themselves playing sniper at the highest level. To master the ropes of spy, you must work a 9-5 job as a master builder (the first thing they ask you to do at lego is build a sphere and throw it on the ground). Personally my favored class is Scout, in order to play scout at the highest degree, you must have a degree in horiculture and you must find yourself working at multiple plant nurseries. There are 48 power moons in the wooden kingdom, you need to be very skilled to collect all 48. You can actually, in fact, turn into a dinosaur to climb around the landscape and reach places that were previously unreachable. I found myself struggling to manage conserving power and shutting the door on the animatronics. One of my biggest turn offs for this game is when I lose Baby Mario and he starts crying. So frustrating. I found myself intrigued by the numerous levels all with different challenges to offer. My favorite level was botanic panic. My least favorite boss is Beppi the clown because for the longest time I didn't realize that you had to hit the ducks. The jazz soundtrack in this game brings back to better times when my dad didn't put out his cigarettes on my arm. Finally, I must make my departure, my favorite video game is vampire survivor, survivor.io is a close second.

g

the only good ubisoft game

mid