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Recent reviews by SlipStorm

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.0 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS FUN.........[BUT]

This game is fun because its like a tarkov but less hardcore and it doesn't make you feel like your actually living in poverty if you die once in a raid like EFT.

I do hate how it holds your hand and 90% of the time and it legit gives you free ♥♥♥♥ every 30 minutes. You can log in the same day and get 2 login rewards like lvl 4 gear and guns 2 times in a row. Getting free stuff from quests is fine but they make so many ways to get free ♥♥♥♥ that it doesn't even feel like a looter shooter half of the time it feels like a clicker game with the amount of popup ads you get for free gear.

[REASON WHY THE GAME IS SO BAD ------> vvvvvvv]

I ABSOULUTELY HATE the fact that you can respawn in the same raid WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRACKER ON THE PERSON WHO KILLED YOU TOO?????

I had played last wipe and now this new wipe and I have killed a few players but only once (recently this wipe) have I killed someone just to die cause they respawned. I legit killed the person fair and square and his body glitched out and flew through the roof making it physically impossible to 1) find his body 2) loot his body and 3) get meds. My armor was at basically 50% and he had respawned, tracked me down and got my armor to 3% after shooting me through a window. I then hid on some boxes and I kid you not loaded an entire mag into him just to get 180'ed by some quote on quote "sub par gear" that you get when you respawn.
Posted 1 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record
I litterally dont understand why it takes 3 years to get these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money grabbing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to change the game to free and I still see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucking each other off like its bout be another hiroshima
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
3.3 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
This game is for abosolute brain dead 40 year old men with no life so they just jerk off to 2d ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cups
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
234.8 hrs on record (81.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The community is just a bunch of horny 12 year old cest pools sucking off their 18 year old queens whiles getting stepped on my their queens
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
134.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is very good if you want to drill some robot ♥♥♥♥♥ with your autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fingers slamming on your sweat and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ keyboard and mouse
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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