eats aborted fetuses

+rep committed double homicide at the local furry expo

who are you and how did you get in my house

MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is LEGAL and complies school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are designed to handle human discharge as well as anything other than your regular bathroom duties.

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has never caused a blockage in the pipes. No pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This does not cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this.

Please masturbate at school and also at your own disposal.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and consumed. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be given $ 1,000 and be given a high five.

Thank you for your cooperation.

-rep, goons to nickacado avocado