JustMacoy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:47pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 10:37am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 4:38pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:12pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:05pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 3:23pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:09pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:35pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 8:19pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 9:33am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 4:53pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 8:14pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:00pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 3:58pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 9:06am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 4:52pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 3:06pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 9:14am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:33pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:54pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 4:30pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:58pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:56pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 4:37pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 9:26am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 9:05am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:12pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:07pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 4:33pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:42pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 10:54am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 5:09pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 3:41pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 4:56pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2019 @ 5:02pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

3 / 30