MY DOG BIT MY PENIS OFF? STORY TIME OK SO I WAS FEELING HORNY... BUT JERKING IT TO SOME GOOD OL ASS AND TITS WASNT DOING IT FOR ME... THEN I TRIED TO SUCK MY OWN PENIS! BUT... HENCE, I WASNT FLEXIBLE! I NEARLY BROKE MY SPINE IN HALF IN ATTEMPT TO GAG ON MY GLORIOUS SHAFT. NO ITS NOT GAY BECAUSE ITS MY PENIS! AND I IDENTIFY MY PENIS AS A WOMAN SO TECHINCALLY ITS NOT GAY SO SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Anyway MY MOM HAD SOME PEANUTBUTTER in the cubboard... And then I look at my golden retriever, max. I noticed max licking water out of his bowl. Then it hit me, ha. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND? I take action as soon as I began my enlightenment...I openeed UP THE JAR, AND BEGAN THE RUB THE GLORIOUS SEMI-LIQUID ON MY NUTS. I WENT TO MY DOG WITH MY NUTS AND ♥♥♥♥ DRENCHED IN PEANUT BUTTER. "COME ON MAX... LICK IT BOY!". Max JUMPED ON MY ♥♥♥♥! HE BIT INTO IT! TO ATTEMPT TO GAIN THE LIQUID! AND THEN HE BIT MY ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS OFF! HELP!

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He is a very handsome german, with a beautiful jaw

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