IM THE TSAR OF WALLIS ISLAND. THE TRUE WARRIOR, CONQUEROR, THE TRUE OWNER OF WALLIS PORT CO OWOWO. THE COMMANDER AND CHIEF OF THE WALLIS ISLAND ARMY AND THE NATIONAL GUARD. BRAVELY KNOWN AS THE AMIR-AMUROV-TALANTOVICH THE FIRST. ADMIRAL OF THE WALLIS ISLAND NAVY AND THE ROYAL MARINES. WITH ME RULING THE ISLAND FOR 20 YEARS. PEOPLE CHOOSE ME AS THE MOST GLORIOUS LEAER THEY HAVE EVER HAD IN THEIR LAST 300 YEARS.

CONSTITUTION OF WALLIS ISLAND:
BE NICE NO HATE OK


SIGNED BY THE MAJESTY HIMSELF AMIR-AMUROV-TALANTOVICH THE FIRST THE GLORIOUS TSAR OF WALLIS ISLAND :).