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>I loved GabeN so much,I had all the Steam games and Valve Store merchandise
>I prayed to Gabe every night before bed, thanking him for the free game weekends and sales
>"GabeN is love"I say "GabeN is life"
>My girlfriend hears me and calls me a lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I called her a ♥♥♥♥♥
>She says "YOURE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥" and runs out of the house
>Im crying now
>I lay in bed, and it's really cold
>I feel something touch me
>It's GabeN
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my money"
>He reaches into my pants and takes my wallet
>Im ready
>He starts ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wallet
>it hurts so much but I do it for Gabe
>I feel my wallet tearing as my TF2 inventory starts to fill with virtual hats
>I give him more money
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he fills my library with games that I will never have the time to play
>My girlfriend walks in
>Gabe looks her in the eye and says"Thanks,and have fun!"
>GabeN leaves through my window
>Gabe is love Gabe is life
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like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in
god bless you dad