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🚘 * 📕 * 🚕 * 🔋 * 🐛 * 💃 * 👔 * 🥞 * 👃 * 🍧 * 📕 * 📗 * 📒 * 🥗 * 👾 * 🍖
ㅤ* After a car crash one of the drivers was lying injured on the pavement.
"Don't worry", said a policeman who's first on the scene," a Red Cross nurse is coming."
"Oh no", moaned the victim, "Couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one instead?"
ㅤ* Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
ㅤ* Two women were standing at a funeral. "I blame myself for his death", said the wife.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Because I shot him", said the wife.
👹 * 🐳 * 😺 * 🚙 * ⚡ * 💎 * 💄 * 🥒 * 🌸 * 🐟 * 💚 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 🏓 * 👽 * 🐝
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!