plays on ♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet to get more bs hits

+rep

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Nurb. Honey, my pookie bear, happy birthday. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. You are the light of my life, my sunshine. The way you finger your keyboard with that silky smooth touch strikes fear in your opponents' eyes. Don't even get me started on your cursor precision. Your pixel perfect cursor placement motivates me to get up in the morning and allows me to sleep soundly at night. I wish it was possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire from your prime gaming performance. When you left your home state, my heart was broken into a million pieces. But you've shown me that you can thrive in any environment. And to think I was worried about your e-sports career; Silly me! Not only have you changed the gaming scene and the world for centuries to come, but you've changed my entire world. Even though you're getting older, you'll always be my goat, my pumpkin, and most importantly, my glorious king.

-rep total trash bag. has to circle hooks to get kills

-rep 3k hours just to have tunnel vision and be a loser, weird

+rep Red Herring enjoyer