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"The Computer made me do it."
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Bender: I finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs
that don't quite unexpectedly...
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"If you want to eat hippopatomus, you've got to pay the freight."
-- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory
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E = MC ** 2 +- 3db
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Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
-- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change
from being a pitcher to an outfielder.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
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Slab: Jus' say "AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH"
-- Detritus' war on drugs
(Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)
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Simon: "River - I'm sorry..."

River: "No. No."

Simon: "I hate to... leave..."

River: "You won't. You take care of me. You've always taken care of me."
(pause) "My turn."
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