Whoa, hold up there, Professor Life Lessons. I didn’t cheat the game OR myself. I played smart, not hard. Efficiency is not a crime—it’s a skill. I grew, I improved, and I absolutely gained. You call it a hollow victory, I call it peak optimization. Risk? I laughed in its face and came out on top anyway. Sad? No, my friend. What’s sad is you spending all that energy being mad while I bask in my perfectly legitimate success.

KING