I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.

Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.

But then they will be old and it will be too late.

Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.

On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.

Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.

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💩If LeBron poops, I flush. 🚽
🙏If LeBron sneezes, I bless him. 🤧
👃If LeBron farts, I inhale. 💨
👀When LeBron points, I look. 👉
🗣️When LeBron talks, I listen. 👂
🧎‍♂️When LeBron commands, I obey. 👉♾

Yo pav, The day i saw the video of your dinggling it changed my mindset of my dinggling so i am now in competition with you to make my dinggling bigger than yours. and when i make it bigger than yours... i am going to befriend you.