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Você que é bão

Como este perfil não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar a fazer churros:
Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.

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From a set of data, Vinicius Cobain is able to establish a principle, or work out a rule, or suggest a reason for failure or success. Their analysis is usually accurate but not original. Vinicius Cobain completes more than 75% but less than 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard. Vinicius Cobain likes to work with problems and enjoys problem-solving sessions. They present ideas and solutions but these are sometimes limited or unworkable. Always contributes vigorously to the efforts of the team, whether as a leader or a team member. Understands own weaknesses ond others’ strengths and goes to the right people for help. Sympathetically helps others to address their weaknesses.

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