+rep likes video games, gets turned on by old deaf ladies screaming at him

I sexually Identify as a GMod Admin. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the degenerates dropping hot sticky loads of bans on them. People say to me that a person being a admin is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a ban hammer, 30 mm swastikas and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Ian” and respect my right to ban from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a Adminiphobe and need to check your Gmod privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.