Hermes: "I miss my wife and my oxygen."
Professor Farnsworth: "Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases."
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
-- Ogden Nash
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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
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Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
- Al Capone
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There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and
those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
-- From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a
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gleemites, n.:
Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese?
-- Charles de Gaulle
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Yow! Am I having fun yet?
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