Home base for the big ♥♥♥♥ battlemaster.


i shidded ;((
sir, drinkie my slurpie
*pops open a cold one*
*smokie a ciggie*
POV: it's 2009 you're eating a mc chicken while browsing animations on newgrounds
https://voca.ro/1j4RIaXApPyy (brokeback mountain)
"when I die i'm going to tell the devil to send me to heaven so I can sucker punch god right in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nose" kim jong un
"OH GOD I LOVE SUCKING ♥♥♥♥♥!" me
"My first meal today was your mother" also me
"You wanna be a little sad kunt? ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥ BRAH" zyzz
"uuh bro i-i haven't talked to a girl yet because i'm on that sigma male grindset yeah bro don't have time for a girlfriend bro" you
“I am ripper, terror, slasher, gouger. I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night. Mine is strength, and lust, and power! I - AM - BEOWULF!!!”
"I knew anon since the 3th grade, he was always a flamboyant homosexual and a sodomite, but his wang game was holy" The pope
"I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off" benedict CUMberbatch AKA bezzleboobs
"You can be anything, but don't be a half repper" brofessor dr DOMI tsunami
"Theres nothing like a good nut innit?" brad pitt
"He has a ♥♥♥♥ like a horse and ♥♥♥♥♥ like a neanderthal" kurt cobain
"I do not condone the pussification of a ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" CT Fletcher
"shooting civilians and chuckin' nades into baby strollers is a saturday night for me" Slayer
"protip: very few good ideas have ever come from being horny, contemplate this on the tree of woe and crucify yourself" anon
"no ♥♥♥♥ out here we smokin' penises" biggie
"I call my lights "Obama lights' cuz they suck ♥♥♥♥ and don't do ♥♥♥♥" gamer
"Wheel barrel full of hard ♥♥♥♥♥ just allota em" asmongler
>like russia
>like russians
>don't care much for putin
>'ate Zelensky
>'ate western liberal elites
>'ate western NPC media
>'ate CIA
simple as