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>be me
>mommy's chunky 600lbs miracle
>wakeup at 5pm
>roll over in my playpen
>something is missing
>my waifu pillow is gone
>that pesky woman kidnapped her
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>no reply
>roll out of playpen but too fat to stand
>crawl along floor
>poopoo and peepee bottles fall and spill in my wake
>my soiled MLP onesie becoming Jackson Pollock canvas of poo and pee
>roll down stairs and see mommy in the kitchen
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER WENCH?!"
"I-I don't know what you're talking about sweetie."
"MY WAIFU!!! WHERE IS SHE?!!
"Oh your pillow... thing... I took it to the laundromat, it was all gross and crusty."
"MY WAIFU PILLOW I SHALL FIND! THEN YOU SHALL EAT POOPOO FROM MY BEHIND!!!"
>pull myself onto my legs for the first time in weeks
>can feel my knees buckling under the weight of my ample frame
>I strap on my Naruto headband, grab my diamond sword and waddle out the door on my quest

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+rep Sex was great

+rep you are almost like a father to me, the only deffresnce is that you comeback after buying milk

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