In a world where Skibidi toilets were the ultimate sign of power, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump found themselves in an alternate timeline battling for the title of Supreme Sigma Overlord. Hitler, with his infamous "mustache of mystery," claimed the Skibidi dance originated in 1939 as a secret military tactic, while Trump insisted he invented it in the ‘80s during a failed casino promotion.

The battle escalated when both of them donned Sigma armor, which glowed neon green and blasted dubstep whenever they struck a pose. As they Skibidi-shuffled across the multiverse, their armies—consisting of robot penguins for Hitler and golden-haired raccoons for Trump—clashed in a symphony of ridiculous chaos.

Ultimately, the Skibidi throne was won by a sentient avocado who simply said, “Bruh,” leaving both former leaders baffled.

thank you for your outstanding, stupendous patience, gentlemann!!! enjoy your Scattergun!!! +rep

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