Hang on a second... you're a girl?? Do you have breasts? Boobs?? Chesticles??? Mind if i take a look? Woah baby that's a big pair o honkers ya got there, a real huge pair of hooters! Wowza and don't mind me sayin this but holy cow that's an absolutely EEEEENORMOUS pair of hoodackadingers. Hang on a second, are you telling me those are your rangadangadinglerdonglers right there?? Those huge sacks of fat on your chest??? Oh they are??? nice boobies fatass.

Dear Mike Caux Maul,

I would like to extend my thanks to you and Prudential for offering me with the RankUp promotional package for only RM60.99/month. I have been able to rank up to Master Nova Elite II in just 10 games with this package.

Best Regards,
Ni gay

Dear Sir,

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Mike Caux Maul
Prudential™ Senior Agent