Hi kitten :3 I saw you on dead by daylight last night and saw the fit you were wearing and wanted to say it was scrumptious. Hi, I’m Brian and I think we would look so good together, unless you’re dating one of those cuck ace mains? Dw I’m not like most men! I’ll wait for you to be single and we can start planning our matching outfits.


Let daddy know your thoughts kitten :3

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

你好，终于联系到您了，其实我是淘宝客服，给你打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见你在这里只好给你留言了。你寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了都哭了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏，我操你媽，給你媽差評，那娃娃身上全特麼是洞。

-rep After a good round of survival on l4d2, i added her because she seemed like a cool girl with a Great sense of survival. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great times and most importantly true friendship.
I invited her to my house for a l4d lan party. She said she was coming so i was looking forward to meeting her in real life.
When she arrived at my house, she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my left ear, i felt her hard-on push against my leg. I punched her and then 1 tapped her. Turns out she was a guy. Don't trust this guy.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

ahmoq eshak ♥♥♥♥♥,
hayot yo'q, qisqichbaqalar ♥♥♥ bilan eshak zenci.
to'liq maymun miyasi mongo spastik

-rap gey lgbtq negro