Me and the snail floating in space staring at the last star's light fading and me finally asking him to touch me (He confides in me as to whether or not we'll see each other again, and I remain silent, for even with all of my endless knowledge and wisdom gained over countless eons, I still do not know what resides after death)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Fake hours all mostly AFk hours haven't lost in a 1v1 against this guy absolute fraud of a proclaimed professional rust player. Get better

When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion. In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer. I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.- EH

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Cuckhold Life Simulator, i gave as a present to my friend (pasta biceps) we did the play through together. We rejoiced and had the time of our lives with one another. Easily one of my favorite games so you know he had to give it a shot. 10/10 game just wish he had gotten all of the achievements. Mugaga is a legend that will forever live on in the Steam hall of fame.

Thanks for your time, Granny.