I have:
1. Spent almost a billion yen trying to beat children up with my awesome miniature racing car
2. Taken down a cult
3. Operated a hostess club
4. become the biggest real estate manager
5. earned millions in the batting range
6. bowled a ♥♥♥♥ ton
7. Sang bakamitai god knows how many times
8. bought a porn magazine for a child
9. acted as a movie producer
10. Participated in an illegal fighting ring
11. Fished at the harbour
12. performed on the streets
13. danced at the disco
14. picked up girls over the telephone
15. watched one of the saddest love stories
16. brought a gun to a fist fight
17. brought a knife to a gun fight
18. been drunk
19. beaten up other drunks
20. dissolved a high-school panty-selling ring

Essentially I have done more in this game than I have done in my entire life. 10/10