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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:19pm

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 9:59am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:35am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48pm

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 1:10am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:05am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:20am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 2:17am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 10:11am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:43am

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 9:12am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:50am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:50am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:22am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:28am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:13am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:55am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 12:57pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:32am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:43am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:23am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:44am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 11:59am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 8:42am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:12am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:43am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:49am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:30am

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:08pm

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:24pm

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:42am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:42am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:48am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:47am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:16am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:10am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:27am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:28am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 10:15am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:39am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 10:50am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:05am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:30pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:46pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:21am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 8:46am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 9:52am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:27pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:27pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:14am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:30am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:08pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:02am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02pm

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:25am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:25am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:36am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:36am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:40am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 12:50pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 1:10pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 12:50pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 1:12pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:02am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 1:30am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:02am



Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
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