HAHAHAH stupid

6 months later has no friends

Tried convincing me to come to abduct children across the US coast with him while I was clutching a 5v1 csgo prem match with a knife...best summer vacation I ever had

When I met this guy, I was bald and had a red mustache. I thought that no one would want to play with me, but he came up to me and shook my hand. He said that he liked me and that he was gay. He offered to play in the party, betting the loser's ass. I agreed without thinking, he was very cool, his thick twisted hair, it swayed so much when he shot from the AWP. Then he found himself some kind of woman, and our gay duo broke up. But I will always remember this guy

still literally has no friends

literally has no friends