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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2018 @ 12:54am

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 7:12am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2018 @ 12:54am

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 2:36am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2018 @ 7:38am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2019 @ 6:13am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 9:18am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2018 @ 6:41am

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2018 @ 11:30am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2018 @ 1:53pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2018 @ 7:16am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2018 @ 4:49am

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:41am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2019 @ 11:46am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2018 @ 4:08am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 11:33am

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 14 May, 2019 @ 1:55pm

The Things We Do

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2018 @ 12:32pm

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 24 May, 2019 @ 2:16pm

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2018 @ 1:04pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:53am

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2018 @ 1:50am



New Vocation

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Guinea Pig