⚠️ SERIOUS WARNING ⚠️

Attention Everyone:
This individual is known as a boykisser—yes, you heard that right. This person will not hesitate to deploy smooches at any given moment. Approach with extreme caution, as their affection knows no bounds and they are always ready to strike with a sudden peck.

💋 Key Characteristics:

Sneaky with the smooches
Zero hesitation in closing the distance
Always suspiciously close to "no ♥♥♥♥" disclaimers

🔔 What to Do:

Stay vigilant.
Maintain a safe distance (at least 2 meters; kissing range is unknown).
If confronted, do not engage—avert your gaze and walk away briskly.💀
REMEMBER: If you feel a suspicious warmth approaching your cheek... it might be too late.

i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-♥♥♥♥♥ is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(●///▽///●) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=

What kind of lynyrd Skynyrd, Confederate flag flying outside of every trailer, Chevy symbol chest tattoo, MAGA hat wearing, six year old still in diapers, life is like a box of chocolates, sweet tea brewing, moon shine running, mountain dew drinking, NASCAR loving, pile of empty bud light cans in the passenger seat of a beat down pickup ♥♥♥♥ is this. 💀

Hey guys! Rawr ^w^ sorry, 𝓣Ⓗ𝐄 đєϻ𝔬𝕟ˢ 𝔠ᵃ𝕄є ๏𝔲Ť

𝑶𝒌 𝒔𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒊 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒚 🤡👹🍑𝑺𝑲𝑰𝑩𝑰𝑫𝑰 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝑨 ❤️ 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑵 𝑰 👹🍑𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑲𝑬𝑫✨🐺 𝑨𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴 🍑 𝑩𝑪 𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑴𝒀 𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑵 𝑰 😱🥵𝑨𝑻𝑬🐺✨ 𝑯𝑰𝑴!

the shakespearean rickroll 😎😎

We're nay strang'rs to loveth
thee knoweth the rules and so doth i (do i)
a full commitment's what i'm bethinking of
thee wouldn't receiveth this from any oth'r guy
i just wanna bid thee how i'm humour
gotta maketh thee und'rstand
nev'r gonna giveth thee up
nev'r gonna alloweth thee down
nev'r gonna runneth 'round and des'rt thee
nev'r gonna maketh thee caterwauling
nev'r gonna sayeth goodbye
nev'r gonna bid a forswear and did hurt thee