I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

signed by shoonbler

hey, rab.! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank yo

Keep finding your presence in the game
Neither your mother nor your father love you
Because you're an imbecile who can only repeat
Maybe you can go home and do a paternity test with your father and mother, and there will be a surprise for you
Because you will know that your mother gave birth to you with a dog on the side of the road
As a result, your brain is different from that of a normal person, not to mention the psychological defense
It's simply not, because if someone says you, you'll just keep repeating it to cover up your inner panic

+rep poor and on gov subsidies

Signed by "DRIPPYVOSS"