AITA for yelling “MUSTARD!” (like Kendrick Lamar) in the courtroom after losing custody of my kids during my divorce?

I (31M) am in the middle of a brutal divorce with my ex (30F). Honestly, things were fine until SHE started being super controlling and bitter about how much time I spent listening to Kendrick Lamar. Like sorry I enjoy good music?? It’s not my fault she doesn't understand lyrical genius. I’d be bumping To Pimp a Butterfly and she’d say things like “Can we just have silence for one meal?”

Fast forward — she files for divorce, and suddenly I’m “unstable” and “irresponsible” and “not fit for joint custody.” Judge ends up giving her primary custody. I’m crushed. But thinking about how Kendrick rose from Compton and made it out —

So I stand up and shout, loud and proud: “MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!” Just like Kendrick in TV Off. It felt RIGHT. Cathartic. The judge sighed audibly. My ex looked like she wanted to melt into the floor.

A few weeks ago, I came down with a stomach virus and was vomiting/violently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ through the day. One of those times, I got a bit too cozy in my bed when then the feeling of a 6'6 linebacker closelined my gut. I ran to the bathroom but it was far too late for my sphincter. As I went to plant my ass on the toilet, I started throwing up into my bathtub and the diarrhea proceeded to fled out of me like a Yellowstone geyser. From the walls to the sink was covered in my doodoo batter. I sat in my filth and my shame, wallowing in self pity for what felt like an eternity until finally I grew weary of my person being covered in a watery discharge. I eventually cleaned up the mess yet the stench still lingers as a sign of my ineptitude. I am forever shamed.

A few weeks ago, I came down with a stomach virus and was vomiting/violently ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ through the day. One of those times, I got a bit too cozy in my bed when then the feeling of a 6'6 linebacker closelined my gut. I ran to the bathroom but it was far too late for my sphincter. As I went to plant my ass on the toilet, I started throwing up into my bathtub and the diarrhea proceeded to fled out of me like a Yellowstone geyser. From the walls to the sink was covered in my doodoo batter. I sat in my filth and my shame, wallowing in self pity for what felt like an eternity until finally I grew weary of my person being covered in a watery discharge. I eventually cleaned up the mess yet the stench still lingers as a sign of my ineptitude. I am forever shamed.

So you screenshot NFTs, huh?
This isn’t funny, how would you feel if you paid for a beautiful piece of art and poor uncreative losers start taking pictures of it and printing it, and saying that they have the same thing as you. That’s how it feel when you screenshot, no, STEAL an NFT (non-fungible token). You guys are just jealous that your too poor to afford even an nft valued at 0.000023 ETH and want to fit in with the rest of us ACTUAL NFT owners. You don’t own that NFT, they do. The blockchain is like a receipt, a proof of your purchase, and the blockchain never lies. That person is the rightful owner of that NFT. People only hate on NFTs because they don’t understand how they work.You’re gonna regret laughing at us investors when we are exceptionally wealthy and your still working at McDonald’s. Screenshotting or saving an nft is like printing cash, it has no value because it isn’t real or official.

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