MOUNTAIN DEW- The nectar of the gods.
Hera: Would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: More mountain dew, b*tch.

Francis quotes-
"My life is Mountain Dew I drink this stuff like it's water."
"But I don't drink water because fishes piss in it."
"Where's my mother f*ckin MOUNTAIN DEW"

Helpful Life Advise-
"If it ain't white it ain't right" - Random White Guy
"Stay strapped or get clapped" - George Washington probably