*see’s Pasco holding a basket filled with big, fertile, creaming, veiny, vascular, quivering eggs* oh man I wish I could… mmm… I cant hold myself back…

*witnesses Zespeeo eyeing off Pasco’s massive, vulgar, veiny, indulgent, throbbing eggs with a face of intrigue* Mmmm…. What a perv… couldn’t be me. *eats my chimken nuggies dipped in bbq sauce and mashed potatoes from the bushes*

*hops around in my easter bunny outfit when I smell the smegma in the air* What is this I see!? Seggsual tension!? Well tis’ is the season for it!!! *smirks seductively and gives zespeeo a thumbs up*

*Notices suspicious easter bunny throwing gang signs and death staring at me with an intense, creepy smile.* I must protect this delicious bounty being held by a man with what can only be described as the most seggsual allure I have ever experienced in my life.

*starts suckling on the teat of a goon bag of bbq sauce whilst watching the weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk to himself while looking off into the sunset* mMmm.. fnMmmph…. Slurpmmm…. Anumthmmm. Mmhmmphmm…

*Whilst ignoring noises coming from the bushes that can only be described as orgasmic, I start pointing at the delicious man holding the big, fertile, creaming, veiny, vascular, quivering, vulgar, indulgent, throbbing eggs and nod encouragingly* Go… *inhales* get… *exhales* him… *inhales*…big… boy… *gets on all fours and starts galloping at full speed while hurling eggs towards the man with the big, fertile, creaming, veiny, vascular, quivering, vulgar, indulgent, throbbing eggs.*