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Glen Quagmire: Hello there. You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
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Homer: No TV and No Beer Make Homer ... something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Treehouse of Horror V
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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A little suffering is good for the soul.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
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<Wordplay> You measure your vibrators in "characters per second"? I have
bad news for you, c90, you've been masturbating with a
dot-matrix printer.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Lily Tomlin
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out
twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H. L. Mencken
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