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23 of 44 (52%) achievements earned:
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Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2020 @ 8:22am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 1:36pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 12:22pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2018 @ 1:19pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2019 @ 6:42am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:27am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:02am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 12:13pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2018 @ 12:19pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 8:53am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 6:54am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:34am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:35am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 4:47am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 6:45am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:05am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:09am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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