Monkey Man
Monkey Man (Nathan)   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I really am the monkey man, WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
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lemon guy 19 Feb @ 10:51am 
Hey, sorry to bother you, im looking to trade for your items! im willing to over pay in keys or sexual acts. i also want you to promote my TF2 item raffle site, youll be PAID in either ~TF2 items or Sexual acts!! please add - Lemon guys ♥♥♥♥♥ in your bio and ill start ppaying you!

happy new year i hope you accept the offer kiss kiss <3
MsWheemsTTV 8 Jan, 2021 @ 3:29pm 
Hayyy, I hope you're doing well, happy new years <3 2020 is over!
GLP 23 Nov, 2018 @ 9:39am 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

GLP 22 Nov, 2018 @ 12:39pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..