Recent reviews by ThermalHeavy

The game is dead now

Not my cup of tea main reason I suck at lying 😅

ok dont get me wrong the game is really fun my only problem is that i never get other players to play with and these bots are so dumb. go ahead and give it a try you might get more lucky than me

clasic old game thats still fun

its pretty good has alot of good wallpapers but i just wish they had more

great older game

great game. story was great and the open world as well

great game all the choices and charicter development was amazing if you never played this game give it a shot you wont be disapointed

---{Graphics}---
x You forget what reality is
Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isnt necessary to progress
x Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money


EDIT: so i just finished the game got all the achievements and all the trading cards and it only took me 80 hours lol idk why it took me so long

best game on steam imo

Really fun space ninjas lol